BABIES AT JESS'S WEDDING

Jessica and Jason are now married! yeay! it was such a fun wedding! BEAUTIFUL! and there were some cute babies!! here or some pictures of the babies... there will be more wedding pictures next week on my photography blog!!

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED!

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.

A bowtie!! What do ya think?

AMANDA! since i can't get you this pictures any other way here it is.. haha! A bowtie...... it could work for a hair bow too and this was the only fabric I had to practice with..... what do you think.. it was easy to make...

PREGNANCY

So I am at 16 weeks, and still sick! I had to get blood work done today!(not fun) I don't have much energy! I am extremely emotional! And very irritable! My stomach itches like crazy! Infact EVERYTHING itches like crazy! I have gained 15lbs! My A.D.D is ten times worse! my boobs are HUGE! My back hurts! I can't sleep on my stomach! I can't sleep on my back! I can't SLEEP! I can't go TANNING!!!! I snore too loud! I have gas! I feel fat! My face is covered in zits! My clothes are too tight! Maternity clothes are UGLY! I can't buy jeans! I can only have 1 can of tuna a week! Chicken makes me puke! Simple task are exuasting! Who said pregnancy is a blessing, fun, wonderful, great, amazing...... is a big fat LIAR!!!!!!!!

OPEN HOUSE MAY 9TH!!!

I am having an open house on MAY 9TH from 12-4! Its going to have lots of fun things and good food! So Come and check it OUT!!!

I have made a new blog for all my photgraphy stuff.. If you would like to check it out it is www.haleymariephotos.blogspot.com

This weekend I did Jessica Strattons Bridals. She is Halarious, we had so much fun! We got some really fun shots! I can't believe her wedding is in 6 WEEKS!! I am so glad I am not planning one right now!! That is too stressful! Oh and in other news.. I am now a consultant for Heritage Maker Photo books.. They are so much fun and such a good idea! They are Hard back books that you can put your pictures in.. And they can look however you want! Like scrapbooks but after 2 years of looking through it the decals wont fall off and get suck to a picture... haha I hate it when that happens! Anyways if you want to know more about heritage Makers let me know, you can make photo books, recipe books, scrapbook pages, invitations, wedding sign in books, calenders, and so much more! And its very reasonably priced!!