INSTALLING A HUSBAND!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andnoticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,which operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and theninstalled undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simplycrashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix theseproblems, but to no avail..

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'IThought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forgetto install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should thenautomatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs avirus in the background that will eventually seize control of all yoursystem resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does havelimited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You mightconsider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support